*giggles*
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph
XD got a kick out of this
I ran a practice PFA today and was sorely disappoint in my run time. 15:12....I did a 13:50 for my final at RTC, so I really need to step up my game here.
PERFORMANCE PERFORMANCE CURL PUSH 1.5-MILE SWIM
CATEGORY LEVEL UPS UPS RUN 500-YD 450-M
OUTSTANDING HIGH 105 48 9:47 7:15 7:05
OUTSTANDING MEDIUM 103 47 11:15 8:00 7:50
OUTSTANDING LOW 98 44 11:30 8:45 8:35
EXCELLENT HIGH 94 43 12:15 9:15 9:05
EXCELLENT MEDIUM 90 40 12:45 9:45 9:35
EXCELLENT LOW 87 39 13:15 10:00 9:50
GOOD HIGH 78 33 13:30 11:00 10:50
GOOD MEDIUM 66 28 13:45 12:15 12:05
GOOD LOW 58 21 14:15 13:15 13:05
SATISFACTORY HIGH 54 20 15:00 13:45 13:35
SATISFACTORY MEDIUM 50 17 15:15 14:00 13:15
PROBATIONARY 46 16 15:30 14:30 14:20
*sigh* Well I'm off to cook dinner, txt, call, drop me a line if you need me lovelies!
so...I am in fact...NOT dead....
After pouring over some previous entries it has come to my attention that LJ was in serious need of some updating...
*ahem* here goes:
First: I joined the Navy. Bobby and I. Joined. the Navy. Goodbye hair, hello CO.
Second: We've decided to get married...November 8th @ City Park, be there or be square...
Third: My father passed away on Sept. 24th...brain aneurysm.
Fourth: our ship date for boot camp is January 13, 2009
Delgado's Funeral service and Mortuary Science program has lost its accreditation. They are currently appealing to get their accreditation back...
What does this mean?
Without being accredited Delgado has no reason to keep the program around, and the process for them to re-apply if the appeal is rejected would take another two years. They would no longer be accepting students for the fall semester and the graduating class next spring would be the last class to attend the funeral program at DCC.
What does this mean for me? ....
I'm not sure yet; I wont say that the past four semesters have been a waste, because they haven't. I've taken courses that I've enjoyed and met some amazing people. But...I didn't have a back up plan.I wasn't one of those student who change their major over and over. I knew what I wanted to do and I went for it. I want to be an Embalmer and a Funeral Director. If this program is lost then I will be temporarily lost as well, searching for a new school and possibly a new direction in life.
If you'd like to help though...
The program director, Mr. David Coughran has appealed to the American Board of Funeral Service Education, and is hoping to hear back from them sometime over the summer. I'll be writing a letter to support the appeal. Mr. Coughran has made a lot of positive changes to the program over the past semester and I think given the oppourtunity he and Ms. Bobbie-Ann could go on to train a lot of good people (myself included XD)
So if you'd like to maybe write to help my cause, lol
the address for the ABFSE is:
Dr. Michael Smith
Executive Director
3432 Ashland Avenue, Suite U
St. Joseph, MO 64506
Send Us an EmailOffice: (816) 233-3747
FAX: (816) 233-3793
Cell: (816) 341-2573
thanks guys!
But I feel accomplished I cleaned out the fridge yesterday (*gag*) and mopped today and bobby moved furniture. Now all I have to Do is Vacuume and do some Resolve on the carpet and The apartment will look good as new....at least the living room is, lets not get started on the bedroom...blegh...lol
Pick the number of the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I jumped
3 - I robbed
4 - I needed
5 - l ran shirtless with
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I smoked with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I RAN NAKED WITH
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed
Pick the day you were born on
01 - A toothbrush
02 - a dog
03 -a hottie
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - a condom
07 - a glass of milk
08 - my boyfriend
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - a porn star
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - my lover
19 - a stripper
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my self
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I'm raw like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend!!!
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Ty dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me
Speaking of feenie, she is doing quite well, for those of you who have asked about her. We got Susan's urn back today, as well as the other 'container (snerk)' for her ashes. Theyre quite pretty, I'll have to post pictures of them. very nice white ceramic with a floral pattern.
still no death certificate. The doctor took forever and a day to sign off, not I think the funeral home is taking their time making the copies.
Joey had to go back up to tennesse, but it was nice to have him down here for a while. Great to see him sober. :)
so...how is everyone?
For those of you who have known me, you have known me for many many years. I have very few 'new friends'...
You all know me, my family, and our....what 's the polite statement....circumstances surrounding Susan, my mother.
I don't like her...you know this by now...
I haven't felt much affection for her for over ten years now, around the time I realized that this was not the kind of person a mother is. A mother is a person that loves you, wants to care for you, sacrifices for you...Susan was not that type of person. and Feenie quickly became the maternial figure in my life.
Susan has done no great and terrible horrendous wrongs in her life...well...none that great amouts of time and tears could not heal...
But...maybe she deserves something more than the calm, impasiveness I feel now...
She passed away today, around 2 o'clock. Feenie tracked me down about an hous later and I came over...There are other details, but for the propriety and respect for the dead I'll leave them out...
There will be no service for her...we will have her cremated and take her home, setting her on the bookcase beside my grandfather and great grandmother, both of whom she loved very much, and I think would be happy to be beside.
Right now my heart goes out more to Feenie and my father, who seem to have had much more happier times with her than I and have memoroes to reflect upon and a part of her to miss...
Maybe I'll feel grief....maybe later....but not right now...
She made a video of everyone from Blenk and...damn her making me misty in the eyes! ;-;
As many of you may have noticed, my sleeping patterns as of late have been as wonky as a monkey on nitrousoxide.
*yawns* Theres just so much to do....and so much effort involved in doing it, lol.
But I figured I'm slightly obligated to give a post every once in a while to inform everyone that I havent dropped off the face of the earth. merrrr.
I have accounting in an hour and I DUN WANNA GO! YOU CANT MAKE ME! BAAAAAAHHH!
lol.
So nice.
Btw, Meagan! if you read this! I saw you calling! before my phone rejected your call and decided it didnt want me calling you, jo, or anyone back and went on perpetual vibrate. ha ha 25 calls i couldnt answer....It was rather funny...So please! I wasnt ignoring any of you!
*hugs* Off to Accounting....pray I dont fall asleep at the weel...Wheel....weil....however you spell it.
WHY AM I UP AT ALMOST 3
DEEE DAAAA LEEE FUCKING DEEE
RHYMING THIS LATE AT NIGHT IS NOT RIGHT
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
wow...i think i'll be off to be now....
1) The apartment is fabulous! If I could convince myself to do dishes, it woud be even move fabulous!
2) I get to have lunch with Jo and Aline and possibly jonah tomorrow! I HAVENT SEEN THEM IN FOREVER! and I have a present for aline...WHICH I LEFT AT HOME! PISS
3) I must return to monster hunter 2 O_O Let it consume you! It maybe be one of the most AWESOME PSP games in existence.
"So what are those Jelly Fish things?"
"Those are more Akrids."
"And you have to kill those right?"
"yes."
*shoots floating hydrogen Jellyfish*
*Jellyfish explodes and does its best Zeplin imitation, hirtaling guts and thermal energy at you*
"uh-huh..And what happens if you dont shoot them?"
*Jellyfish dive bombs you and explodes, sending above mentioned guts everywhere*
"Wow...Kamakazi Jellyfish"
"How sad :( "
My Jail Bait is 18...and no longer my jail bait anymore ^^;
damn crazys...
ALINE IS GETTIN MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__^!
not soon...but still!
Everyone congradulate her!
^^;!



She was lovely and beautiful and now bits of her shining eyes lay tattered along the filthy express way, thanks to a villian in a black Durango, smashing and stealing my girl from me. Alas I hardly knew ye Miranda my sweet.
R.I.P.
Miranda the Lexus es300
Bestowed on to me in late January...Taken away in late April...
